Asterix And Obelix The Middle Apr 2026

The year is 50 BC. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely... One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders, thanks to their druid Getafix’s magic potion. Life is good. Obelix is happy because the wild boar are plentiful. Asterix is happy because Obelix is (mostly) quiet. And Chief Vitalstatistix is happy because the sky hasn’t fallen on his shield—yet.

The problem is that “The Middle” lies precisely on the path Obelix uses to haul menhirs to the beach for his summer stone-dropping hobby. It also sits atop a sacred mistletoe grove that Getafix needs for the annual anniversary potion. And, most critically, it’s within earshot of the village—close enough to hear the Romans flush, far enough to make a fight feel like a long walk. asterix and obelix the middle

Obelix, in a flash of uncharacteristic brilliance, says: “If the middle is here, then it’s also the middle of nothing. Because my house is there, the sea is there. But the real middle of my day is between breakfast and second breakfast. And that’s in my stomach.” The year is 50 BC