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“Right you are, my lord,” Baldrick would say, picking something unspeakable from his fangs. Baldrick was a ghoul. A simple ghoul. “Though I did have a turnip once. Felt a bit wobbly about it.”

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She found him later, trying to scrub wolfbane rash off his fingertips with a pumice stone. “Right you are, my lord,” Baldrick would say,