Buffaloed 2019 File

Her new business card read: Beneath that, in smaller letters: We don’t get buffaloed. We are the buffalo.

“That’s service ,” Peg had replied. “I saved two spots for people who actually need them.”

She smiled.

But that was the problem. Buffalo, New York, had buffaloed her. The city was a grimy, snow-choked funnel of dead-end streets and cheaper-by-the-dozen lawyers. Peg had tried to leave twice—once for New York City, where she was too loud; once for Chicago, where she was too honest about being dishonest. Both times, the city had pulled her back like a rubber band. Here, she was a big fish in a puddle. A grifter with a GED and a gift for small-claims chaos.

In the end, she got sixty days. Double the offer. As the bailiff led her away, Peg looked over her shoulder at the courtroom—the flaking ceiling tiles, the flickering fluorescent light, the portrait of some forgotten mayor with a face like a disappointed potato. buffaloed 2019

Her court-appointed lawyer was a man named Wozniak who smelled like bologna and hopelessness. “Plead guilty,” he said, not looking up from his phone. “Thirty days, community service. You’ll be out by spring.”

“Tactical,” Peg said. “Not mischief. Tactical.” Her new business card read: Beneath that, in

Peg laughed. It was a sharp, percussive sound, like a pinball hitting a bumper. “I don’t get buffaloed. I do the buffaloing.”