Drive Angry Online

Rating: ★★★★ (Four out of five flaming skulls)

Milton doesn’t care about the apocalypse. He cares about a shotgun and a very specific itinerary. Drive Angry

Remember when every movie was slapping post-conversion 3D on the poster? Drive Angry actually shot with 3D cameras. And they use it for the stupidest, most glorious reasons. Bullets fly at the screen. Blood splashes at the lens. At one point, a lit cigar is thrown directly at the viewer. It is a gimmick, but it’s an honest gimmick. The Verdict Let’s be clear: Drive Angry is not The Godfather . It is not Citizen Kane . It is a movie where Nicolas Cage fights a man with a crossbow while his car is doing a flip. Rating: ★★★★ (Four out of five flaming skulls)

There are Nicolas Cage movies, and then there are Nicolas Cage movies . You know the difference. One is Leaving Las Vegas (artsy, sad, Oscar-worthy). The other is Drive Angry (loud, horny, shot out of a cannon wrapped in flames). Drive Angry actually shot with 3D cameras

If you have somehow missed this 3D grindhouse gem from 2011, let me paint you a picture: Nicolas Cage, wearing the greatest leather coat in cinematic history, has escaped from Hell. He is not here to negotiate. He is not here to find inner peace. He is here to steal a muscle car and kill every single member of a Satanic cult to save his infant granddaughter from being sacrificed.