Instead, you navigate to the "Extras" menu. There it is: a grainy, pixelated icon that reads

But next time you’re at a thrift store and you see a dusty copy of Finding Nemo with the "Bonus Material" sticker still on it, buy it. Take it home. Plug in your old PS2. Try to guess how many seagulls say "Mine." dvd menu games

And honestly? That’s fine. The lag was unbearable. Instead, you navigate to the "Extras" menu

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In the early 2000s, every major family film came bundled with what I call the "Shovelware Mini-Game." These weren't games in the Nintendo sense. They were PowerPoint presentations with a time limit.