Earth Fathers Are | Weird Epub

Headline: POV: You get abducted by aliens, but instead of probing, they give you a parenting plan. 👽🍼

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If you’ve ever wanted to read about: ✅ A traumatized Navy SEAL trying to potty-train a tentacle creature. ✅ An interdimensional space squid who is a very anxious single father. ✅ The weirdest "mail order husband" plot you’ve ever seen. Headline: POV: You get abducted by aliens, but

It’s found family. It’s body horror fluff. It’s two dads who are literally from different galaxies arguing about bedtime routines. ✅ An interdimensional space squid who is a

…then by Lyn Gala is your next obsession.

The Mandalorian (single dad + weird baby) meets The Shape of Water (learning to love the monster) meets a sitcom about two vastly different creatures learning to co-parent.

Max is a Navy officer having a very bad day. He gets sucked into space, dumped on an alien ship, and told he’s going to be "processed."