Equus 591 538 Manual | HOT — Review |

Many users have reported spontaneous crying after using 591 . One test subject sold her horse and took up knitting. Use with extreme caution.

591 initiates . The horse will feel your fear, yes. But more dangerously, you will feel the horse’s memory of pain . You will see, for exactly 5.3 seconds, a flickering monochrome image on the LCD of what hurt them: a slammed stall door, a too-tight cinch, the shadow of a plastic bag. equus 591 538 manual

The manual you hold is a reprint from a forgotten warehouse in Shenzhen. The original engineers are now either shepherds in New Zealand or institutionalized. Many users have reported spontaneous crying after using 591