Shaolin Popey 2 Dublado: -extra Quality-

The only hope was Popey’s forgotten disciple: a clumsy, noodle-armed delivery boy named .

Bluto froze. “No… it can’t be…”

Suddenly, the wall exploded. Bluto stomped in, his metal fists crackling with electricity. -Extra Quality- Shaolin Popey 2 Dublado

Forty years ago, Popey had defeated the dreaded Sea Hag and her giant mechanical octopus, then vanished into the mist. Now, a new evil rose: , a half-man, half-robot warlord who had seized the Jade Pagoda and turned it into a casino that played only elevator music.

The dojo was quiet. Too quiet.

“Popey…,” the master whispered, his voice cracking with age and reverence. “The legend says he was not a Shaolin monk, but he possessed the Extra Quality —the heart of a dragon and the fist of a thousand storms.”

“Master, I can’t even open a jar of pickles,” Tião whined in perfect Brazilian Portuguese, because in this universe, all Shaolin monks learned kung fu through dubbed VHS tapes. “And why is everyone speaking Portuguese?” The only hope was Popey’s forgotten disciple: a

“Because,” Master Chow said, handing him the can, “you are the dublado —the dubbed one. The chosen voice of the legend. When the time comes, you will not speak with your own mouth, but with the voice of Popey. And you will say the words.”

Bluto crashed through three walls and landed in a river, where a passing alligator mistook him for a rusty anchor. Bluto stomped in, his metal fists crackling with electricity