(Cut to the valet, radio crackling.)
“One man… one ticket machine that only takes exact change… and 12 tons of prehistoric road rage.”
(Opening shot: Dramatic, Oscar-bait music. A lone valet stands in an underground garage. A T-Rex tries to fit into a compact spot.)
“Tip your valet. Or else.”
(Cut to a raptor learning to use a turn signal — incorrectly. It just claws the light off.)
“You’re gonna need a bigger ticket stub.”
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(Final shot: The valet stands alone in the rubble of the garage, holding a single, unscathed “Claim Check #84.” He looks at the camera.)
“Sir, this is a no-idling zone. Also? I’m going to eat your clipboard.”
“The Trailer for ‘Jurassic Parking: A Valet’s Nightmare’” (Cut to the valet, radio crackling
“In a world…”
JURASSIC PARKING — This Summer, Validate Your Fear.