--- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi -

Bro, focus. We have 48 hours before Neha marries that chutiya, Rohan, the radiologist. We need a plan.

Harold is driving. Kumar is standing on the back, holding a fire extinguisher like a rocket launcher.

See? Even the mines here are made in China. Act Three: The Desi Detour They escape Guantanamo on a makeshift raft made of prison cots and a tarp. They land in… Miami. But this is a Hindi movie, so Miami is just a set designed to look like a mix of South Beach and Film City. --- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi

"You could have just called. You didn't have to start an international incident."

He chases them through a minefield. The mines are, of course, marked with little red flags. Kumar steps on one. It’s a dud. Bro, focus

(crying): I’m going to die here. I never even asked out Vanessa from HR.

On the plane, Kumar lights a massive, suspicious-looking chillum in the bathroom. The smoke triggers a "chemical agent" alarm. A Sikh grandma has an asthma attack. A white guy yells, "Allahu Akbar!" in panic. The plane makes an emergency landing. Harold is driving

A buttoned-up Indian-American investment banker and his rebellious, desi -fusion musician best friend are wrongly declared terrorists after a failed attempt to smuggle a "special" chillum onto a flight. Now, they must escape the world’s most secure prison to reach Chandni Chowk before Kumar’s true love marries someone else. Act One: The "Chillum" Incident Scene 1: JFK Airport, New York

हेरोल्ड और कुमार: ग्वांतानामो से फरार (Harold aur Kumar: Guantanamo Se Faraar)