Harry Potter-gen Z — Version Pdf

Hermione Granger – she’s not bossy, she just has ✨correct opinions✨. Definitely runs a studyblr. Would cancel you for saying “could of” instead of “could’ve.”

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Then out of nowhere, Hagrid (an absolute green flag, chaotic good, would die for him) pulls up like: “You’re a wizard, Harry.” Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf

Harry literally defeats him in book 1 by… touching his face. Bestie, that’s not a spell, that’s a ✨boundary violation✨.

Harry – main character syndrome (derogatory? endearing? both). He has 0 rizz with Cho Chang but could defeat Voldemort at 11. Priorities? None. Hermione Granger – she’s not bossy, she just

Diagon Alley is giving main character energy. Harry goes from wearing Dudley’s trash fits (so not it) to custom robes. Wand chooses him – obvi, that’s demure, mindful, very cutesy.

He Who Must Not Be Named? More like He Who Must Not Get a Blue Tick. Bro has no nose, 0 empathy, and a Horcrux collection that screams “I’m not like other dark lords.” Share this with your mutuals

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