Hindi Comedy Skit Script Pdf Direct

(Without looking up) The only disorder in this house is you. The bathroom tap has been leaking for three days. The plumber is coming today.

Yes. Listen. Do not use too much tape. Use exactly 7.5 rounds of PTFE tape. Not 7, not 8. 7.5.

Plumber? I fix everything in this house. Give me the wrench.

Last time you "fixed" the geyser, we got cold water for a week and smoke in the kitchen. hindi comedy skit script pdf

MOHAN! My new story book! The one I borrowed from the library!

Don’t get philosophical. And wear shoe covers. My floor has a 98% shine index. Page 2: The Conflict (Plumber goes toward the bathroom. Mohan follows him with the ruler.)

You are blaming me? You are the professional! (Without looking up) The only disorder in this house is you

You know, in the Vedas, there is a solution for this. Give him bitter gourd juice.

(Smiling) Saab, main daal dunga 5.5 rounds. Compromise. And free advice – wife ko kabhi "thermodynamics" mat samjhao. Woh "geyser" hai. Ek baar garam hui, toh bahut der tak garam rehti hai.

(Dramatically) Mera katiyara! (My lower back!) But see… the chai is still hot. Yoga balance. Page 3: The Climax (Plumber comes out, holding a small broken rubber washer.) Use exactly 7

Jai Hind, Memsaab. Main aaya, jo tap tap raha tha, woh ab band hoga. (Looks at Mohan) Aap owner saab?

500?! The washer costs 10 rupees!

(Calmly, yelling back) Saab, maine kaha tha main line band karo. Aapne bola – "Nahi, experience se hoga!"