Idiocracia.avi [Web Limited]

She stops. The door is ajar. Inside, a single projector whirs.

Jenna walks past a cinema. The marquee says: “NOW SHOWING: EXPLOSIONS 9 – THE RECKONING.” Next to it, a smaller sign: “IDIOCRACIA.AVI – NEW LOW-BUDGET DOCUMENTARY. ONE SCREEN. ONE SHOWING. MIDNIGHT.”

JENNA: (pinches bridge of nose) It means—half your engineers think a paragraph is a type of graph. Idiocracia.avi

CHAD: Steve. You’re promoted. Jenna, you’re fired for using big words. Security?

JENNA: Sir, if I may—our product is a “smart toaster” that sends passive-aggressive texts to users who burn their bagels. It has a 2% satisfaction rate. The actual problem is that no one in R&D can read above a third-grade level. I ran a literacy test. She stops

CHAD: Alright, people. The quarterly numbers are in. Profits are down. Way down. And the board wants answers. (He looks at a pie chart labeled “REASONS WE SUCK.” It’s just a spinning wheel of screaming faces.)

Chad nods slowly, then points at a man in the corner drooling into a potted plant. Jenna walks past a cinema

Now playing. No refunds. No hope. No thinking required.