Ifeelmyself Fine And Dandy 1 -

Cut to black. Then, a post-credits sting: One tiny, forgotten Dandy tap-dances alone on a subway platform, humming. He looks at the camera, tips his hat, and whispers: “See you next season.” Happiness isn’t a performance. But sometimes, it’s a musical you have to cancel.

One Tuesday, while correcting a spreadsheet error (row 4,004, column F), she feels a “pop” behind her left eye. Suddenly, a small, tap-dancing version of herself in a vaudeville suit appears on her keyboard, singing: “Oh, the data’s misaligned / But I’m feeling fine and dandy! / Got a twitch behind my mind / But I’m feeling fine and dandy!” Ifeelmyself Fine And Dandy 1

Psychological Dark Comedy / Surreal Drama Tone: Eternal Sunshine meets Severance meets Bo Burnham’s Inside – with musical numbers that are both catchy and deeply unsettling. Feature Outline Part 1: The Cracking IRIS (30s) is a data entry specialist at a bland corporation. Her life is a gray cube farm, beige sweaters, and silent commutes. Her catchphrase—to colleagues, her mom, her empty apartment—is always: “I feel fine and dandy!” Cut to black

She walks to the breakroom. A colleague asks, “How are you?” But sometimes, it’s a musical you have to cancel