It 39-s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Dvd Menu -

After five full cycles, the screen goes black. For a terrifying moment, you think the DVD is broken. Then, faintly, you hear Frank’s voice, close to the mic, like he’s eating it: “Just press play, you jabroni. I’m not paying for the electricity on this menu loop. Do you know what the market rate for copper wiring is? ‘Cause I do.” A loud (him biting a hard-boiled egg, shell on).

The menu reloads. Same sticky pub. Same flickering light. Only now, the beer on the bar is gone. The roach is wearing a tiny green tracksuit. it 39-s always sunny in philadelphia dvd menu

The menu music isn’t the show’s theme song. It’s a tinny, MIDI-quality version of “Temptation Sensation” (the original Sunny theme) played on what sounds like a Casio keyboard that’s been left in the rain. Underneath it, you can just barely hear Charlie’s voice, muffled, as if he’s inside a wall: “I’m gonna get the rats to unionize. They want dental, Dennis. DENTAL.” A beat. “Does a trash cake count as a balanced breakfast? Asking for a friend.” After five full cycles, the screen goes black