Keeping Up With The Kardashians - Season 13 · Best

“You don’t survive in this family by playing nice. You survive by playing the long game. Chyna won the battle. But honey… I own the dictionary.”

Cue dramatic string music and a fade to black.

Khloé squinted. “Spark? That’s… actually kind of cute.”

Cut to: sitting in her office like a silver-haired CEO from a dystopian film. She wore a white blazer so sharp it could cut glass. Keeping Up With the Kardashians - Season 13

She spun on her heel and walked out, but not before knocking over a display of organic baby lotion. It scattered across the floor in slow motion.

Khloé, mid-bite of a kale chip, froze. “Is it about Rob? Is he in the sauce again?”

“Mom, she’s not answering,” Kim whined. “You don’t survive in this family by playing nice

The scene shifted to a baby boutique in Calabasas. Chyna was there, buying a crystal-encrusted sippy cup for Dream. She looked up to see Khloé standing in the doorway, wearing all black like a suburban widow seeking vengeance.

Rob let out a huge sigh of relief. “Can we please just have dinner together now?”

One week later. A sunny morning. The family is gathered around the pool. Kim holds her phone aloft. But honey… I own the dictionary

Kendall, who had been trying to look like a supermodel ignoring a peasant, leaned in. “I thought we canceled that. The lawsuit over the ‘Kimberly’ scent was boring.”

“Chyna,” Khloé replied, her voice dripping with passive aggression. “Cute cup. Does it come with a side of intellectual property theft?”

Khloé’s eyes welled up. “You know what? I was rooting for you. I was! But you brought this energy. And now? Now it’s not business. It’s personal.”

“We didn’t cancel it,” Kim said, her voice shaking. “ She did.”

“Blast?” Scott laughed. “Sounds like a cheap energy drink for dads who grill.”