L-li Hoi 2 - The Demon Lord-s Power Sucks -v1.0... -

L-li blinked. “So you’re saying evil spells don’t work on me?”

“Is this… the legendary hero?” the King whispered.

“They slide right off,” she confirmed. “But so do healing spells. And buffs. And warm baths.” The Demon Lord, Malachar the Inevitable , was a creature of pure ego. He had nine horns, a cloak made of solidified screams, and a dramatic monologue that lasted forty-five minutes. L-li Hoi 2 - The Demon Lord-s Power Sucks -V1.0...

Malachar’s eye twitched. He tried again. A wave of psychic agony erupted. L-li yawned.

L-li scratched his head. “The court mage says I have a condition. Something about ‘passive aura of magical entropy.’ Basically, your power sucks.” L-li blinked

“Ow! That’s actually sharp!”

L-li slurped a noodle. “Where’s the Wi-Fi?” “But so do healing spells

“Your power sucks,” L-li repeated.

The Demon Lord, now wearing an anti-magic collar, was assigned as his royal butler. Malachar polished L-li’s sneakers with a grumble.