Lomp-s Court - Case 3 π― Verified Source
"A clown head? In this economy? Defendant, how do you plead?" DEFENDANT'S STATEMENT (Character B) Defendant: "Not guilty, Your Honor. The order form clearly said 'surprise inside' . I gave them a surprise. It's not my fault they lack a sense of humor. Plus, the clown head was premium-grade silicone."
"Valid. Fine print that requires a magnifying glass and a priest is unenforceable." WITNESS TESTIMONY (Optional) Witness (Karen β sister): "I still flinch at balloons. And I can't look at a red nose without crying. My therapist says I have Circus-Related Stress Disorder ." Lomp-s Court - Case 3
"I put a sticker on the box that said 'May contain joy' ." "A clown head
"Noted. I'm adding $500 for the therapist's future coffee fund." VERDICT Judge Lomp: "After reviewing the evidence β including the defendant's alarming enthusiasm for clown-based warfare β I find the defendant liable ." The order form clearly said 'surprise inside'