Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright Amp Goddess Har... -

You always do.

(laughs once, dry)

Someone has to teach these finance bros what rejection feels like. You do it for free. I call that a skill issue.

(beat)

So here’s the new rule, Wright : Stay north of the river. Keep your charity galas. Keep your collagen. But if you come for my influencers, my bottle girls, or my lighting … I’ll show Miami what “goddess” actually means.

Below is a written as a dramatic monologue / character intro for Randi Wright and her rival/ally, Goddess Har [ley]. It’s set in Miami’s high-end, cutthroat social scene — think sun, status, and stilettos as weapons . MIAMI MEAN GIRLS “Sun, Salt, and Sabotage” Featuring: Randi Wright & Goddess Harley

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I’m guessing you meant either , Goddess Harper , or Goddess Harmony — or perhaps a drag/performance name like Goddess Harlett .

(picks up her martini, takes a slow sip) Oh, honey. I don’t need to come for you.

You don’t “cancel” someone here. You outlast them. You always do

I’m Randi Wright. Wright like right — because I’m never wrong. And Wright like write — because I script every single thing that happens south of Brickell.

Randi. Still ironing your towels before the maid gets here?

See you at the wharf, Randi.