My Dad Is Fantastic Roald Dahl Pdf Access

I hear whispering. I hear a giggle—and it is not my father’s giggle. Then I hear a small, wet voice say, “Oh! Oh, I see! Well, why didn’t you say so?”

Grumblegut crawls out from under the bed. He is holding a tiny suitcase. He shakes my father’s hand, nods politely at me, and walks out the door.

I screamed with joy.

“That’s impossible,” I said.

And when I say fantastic, I do not mean the sort of fantastic you say when someone gives you a new pencil case. I mean FAN-TAS-TIC with capital letters, like a giant walking through a forest.

He opened the lid. Inside was a raw egg. Perfect. Uncooked. Dripping with yolk.

“My dear child,” he replied, “impossible is just a word invented by people who have never tried to un-boil an egg.” my dad is fantastic roald dahl pdf

Most fathers would say, “Don’t be silly, there’s no such thing.” Not my father. My father takes a torch, lies down on the carpet, and slides under the bed.

My mother was standing in the kitchen, making a noise like a boiling kettle. “That cat is a menace!” she shrieked. “A FURRY MENACE!”

My father dusts off his knees. “I told him,” he says, “that if he didn’t leave, I would introduce him to my auntie Ethel. She knits socks for trolls and makes them listen to her holiday slides.” I hear whispering

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“What did you say to him?” I ask.