New Shrek.movie < LIMITED >

…that’s just accurate critique.

Here’s a concept for a new Shrek movie, written in the style of an official logline and opening scene tease. new shrek.movie

Twenty years after trading his swamp for peace and quiet, a restless and empty-nesting Shrek is dragged by Donkey on a chaotic road trip across the outer realms of Far Far Away to find a legendary “Funk-El” flower — only to discover that the real villain isn’t a lord or a fairy-tale monster, but middle-aged irrelevance itself. …that’s just accurate critique

Donkey. It’s 7 a.m. I just had my third oatmeal. Donkey

FADE IN on the swamp. It’s cleaner than ever. Little welcome mats are out. Fionas in a rocking chair, reading a book by ogre-light. Three teenage ogre children — FERGUS, FARKLE, and FELICIA — scroll on something that looks like a magical glowing stone tablet (“CackleChat”).

But what if I’m too old for quests?

What?