SON Please no.
DAVE (Smiles slightly) That’s how my points work. Lights out in 4 minutes. I’ll be watching through the keyhole.
SON It’s a hanger.
SON Because you were staring at me for 20 minutes without speaking.
SON That’s not how points work.
Dave leaves.
DAVE (Scribbling) “Level 3 weirdness infraction.” Penalty: you must call me “Sir Dave” for 48 hours. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...
Dave pulls a sock from the hamper. Sniffs it. Writes on a clipboard.
DAVE (Squints) That’s chaos talk. You want chaos? I’ll bring back the chore wheel. SON Please no
SON I’m going to live in a van.