Remakedbox - V8 Dystopia -

But the truth is uglier:

V8 optimizes for patterns it recognizes. It likes monomorphic function calls. It hates hidden class thrashing. And remakedbox ? remakedbox generates a new hidden class every time you breathe. remakedbox - v8 dystopia

The tests passed. The bundle size dropped by 94%. The app now runs on a Raspberry Pi Zero without breaking a sweat. But the truth is uglier: V8 optimizes for