Sam And Cat Matthew -

(nods slowly) I like him. He’s honest. But can he eat raw bacon at 3 a.m.?

Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad? sam and cat matthew

(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights? (nods slowly) I like him

(stomps over) Let me see the fine print. (Reads from her phone) “Tough, fry-loving bad girl and perky redhead seek third roommate. Must tolerate violence, singing, and spontaneous pillow fights.” You in? polite but awkward

Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants!

See? He gets it.

Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door.