Smudge Housewife Cindy Brutus The - Neighbours Dog Complete Maxspeed

SPLAT.

Internal monologue, MAX SPEED: Smudge. Hostile. Source: canine. Target: glass. Response: IMMEDIATE SANITIZATION. But—no. Strategy. The dog is a weapon. The neighbor, KAREN (50s, wine-mom energy), is the arm. Karen lets Reginald roam because she “likes his free spirit.” Cindy has filed 14 HOA complaints. All ignored. SPLAT. Internal monologue

Cindy freezes. Her left eyelid does a drum solo. SPLAT. Internal monologue