Suddenly, a low WHOOOOSH echoed from outside. A strange, flat object had fallen from a rent in the sky. It was sleek, black, and had a faint, humming glow. On its back, in strange symbols, were the words: THE CROODS – SEASON 3 – STREAMING NOW.
And so, the first family of the Stone Age discovered their favorite new pastime: watching themselves live a life far more interesting than their own. They became the first couch potatoes. And the last. Because tomorrow, that glowing rock was definitely going to be eaten by a giant sloth. Probably.
“Behold!” Grug grunted, holding his massive hands in front of the fire. “The story of the Brave Mammoth Who Obeyed His Father and Did Not Lick the Glowing Blue Moss! ” the croods tv
“New rock!” Thunk cheered, hitting it with a club. It didn't break.
Guy nervously tugged his collar. “It’s a ‘situation comedy,’” he said. “But it’s not real. It’s a… a rectangle of lies.” Suddenly, a low WHOOOOSH echoed from outside
Instead, the flat rock flickered to life. A blinding square of light appeared, showing… themselves.
“I… I am not that stupid,” Grug whispered. Then the TV-Grug tried to eat his own foot because Gary dared him to. The laugh track (a recorded sabertooth cub’s cackle) played. On its back, in strange symbols, were the
Eep’s eyes went wide. “They have an Eep who fights a giant pterodactyl every single episode!”