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The — Naked Gun - From The Files Of Police Squad-...

Would you like the full three-act treatment, including the marmot chase, the silent auction seduction scene, and Frank accidentally becoming the face of a luxury perfume called “Probable Cause”?

RAIN lashes against shipping containers. LIEUTENANT FRANK DREBIN (50s, suit slightly too tight, shoes slightly too shiny) crouches behind a stack of tuna crates. He whispers into his wristwatch.

Police work.

Lieutenant Frank Drebin would soon discover that Victoria Vex’s plan was bigger than a missile. It involved supermodels, a shampoo commercial, and the accidental release of 10,000 angry marmots. But that’s a story for after the commercial break.

(into watch) Ed? You there? I’m in position. Smells like fish. And crime. Mostly fish. The Naked Gun - From The Files Of Police Squad-...

(stunned) What?

A guard turns.

Here’s a draft story outline and opening scene in the spirit of The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! The Naked Gun: License to Slip

Suddenly, floodlights snap on. A sleek yacht pulls up. Out steps VICTORIA VEX (40s, razor-sharp cheekbones, dress that costs more than Frank’s salary). She claps slowly. Would you like the full three-act treatment, including

Frank on a catwalk in sunglasses, falling into a swimming pool full of gelatin. END OF OPENING SEQUENCE

By noon tomorrow, every major city’s water supply will be replaced with Hydro-Thrust. Within an hour, everyone will be obedient. Within a day, they’ll vote for whoever I tell them to. Within a week—world peace. My peace. He whispers into his wristwatch

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Would you like the full three-act treatment, including the marmot chase, the silent auction seduction scene, and Frank accidentally becoming the face of a luxury perfume called “Probable Cause”?

RAIN lashes against shipping containers. LIEUTENANT FRANK DREBIN (50s, suit slightly too tight, shoes slightly too shiny) crouches behind a stack of tuna crates. He whispers into his wristwatch.

Police work.

Lieutenant Frank Drebin would soon discover that Victoria Vex’s plan was bigger than a missile. It involved supermodels, a shampoo commercial, and the accidental release of 10,000 angry marmots. But that’s a story for after the commercial break.

(into watch) Ed? You there? I’m in position. Smells like fish. And crime. Mostly fish.

(stunned) What?

A guard turns.

Here’s a draft story outline and opening scene in the spirit of The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! The Naked Gun: License to Slip

Suddenly, floodlights snap on. A sleek yacht pulls up. Out steps VICTORIA VEX (40s, razor-sharp cheekbones, dress that costs more than Frank’s salary). She claps slowly.

Frank on a catwalk in sunglasses, falling into a swimming pool full of gelatin. END OF OPENING SEQUENCE

By noon tomorrow, every major city’s water supply will be replaced with Hydro-Thrust. Within an hour, everyone will be obedient. Within a day, they’ll vote for whoever I tell them to. Within a week—world peace. My peace.