Grandpa Series — Uncle

(gasping, hand on chest) "Oh no. I've become... background noise ."

"You know what we need? An Ignoring Contest ."

Maddie's dog finally walks up to her. She holds out the lollipop. The dog sniffs it, turns, and walks away. Uncle Grandpa Series

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

He crawls under the rug. A moment later, a tiny trapdoor opens in the floor. He falls through with a "WOOOOBWOOBWOOB." (gasping, hand on chest) "Oh no

INTERIOR. U.G.'S RV - DAY

"I trained him well."

Uncle Grandpa's eyes light up. He stands, dripping, and puts a hand on her shoulder.

"Did too."

MONTAGE. A montage of ignoring.

"Here. For noticing me."