Let’s do it. Number one.
The camera swings up. grins, holding the phone like a nature documentarian who just spotted a rare, angry creature.
(whispering, excited) Hey... (pause, dramatic) Hey. Hey, wake up.
Little sis. Little sis. I said hey .
is sprawled on the couch, hoodie over her face, one sock off. She doesn't move.
(squints) Those are both traps. Dance one ends with you faking a knee injury. IKEA ends with tears and a missing screw.
SOUND of a video game menu music, low hum. Video Title- Hey- ...Let-s Do It 1 - Little sis...
Little Sis pauses mid-pour of cereal.
(to camera, too loud) HEY. Let’s do it. Number one. Little sis wins.
Shut up, Gary’s watching.
Thanks for doing this. I know you pretend to hate the camera.
Doing what. It’s 8 AM. On a Saturday. The sun is a war crime.